Girl I saw you coming and so I started running away.
In spite of my prevention, you wanted my attention.
It was written all over your face.
But when I got to leaving, that’s when you started grieving,
“What’s a girl like me to do?”
When there’s not a man in the universe
That could ever take care of you.

Cause she’s not satisfied 'til the worlds are in line.
Everyone’s excited, but she’s just glad.
Girl you make the devil look not half bad, not half bad.

Boo hoo hoo hoo, nobody is looking at me.
I’m so sad cause life ain't just like my dreams, no, no.
And life’s so hard when you’ve got to live it perfectly.
Somebody save me, I’m drowning in my sympathy.

And if I made her mine, I’d be the maintenance man,
And that’s more aggravation than any man should have.
Girl you make the devil look not half bad, not half bad.

Girl you’re like a bad machine,
You’ve always been breaking down.
And I’m tired of fixing you, that’s why I’m not hanging around.

Cause there’s no spare parts to fix her broken heart.
And it’s as true as it is sad.
Girl you make the devil look not half bad.
Girl you make that devil look not half bad.